I read this on a post early this morning. I tweaked it to fit me. Thanks Chrissy!
April 1, 2012:
When I woke up this morning I thanked GOD for letting me wake up by saying “Thank you GOD for letting me wake up and then I gave him two thumbs up and some snaps. After that I decided that I would stop adjusting who and what I am according to who I am around, whether they are male or female, but especially MALE. So here goes:
1.I am not a cook, I do enough to survive. If that makes a guy not want to talk to me, OH WELL so be it.
2.I am a fun-sized BIG GIRL. If this makes a guy not want to talk to me OH WELL so be it.
3.I hold grudges like a typical Aries, but I am SERIOUSLY working on changing that because that shit is detrimental to you physically and mentally.
4.I can’t stand my job, but I am thankful to have it. I am in the process of reviving my photography business back and revamping my wedding/event planning business, so I can fulfill my dream of being an entrepreneur.
5.I don’t like housework, but I WILL clean up my apartment because that shit is just nasty not to.
6.I don’t care for men who have roommates or live with relatives. I know times are hard, but that doesn’t mean I have to be okay with that. If that means I’m not a REAL woman to a guy, OH WELL so be it.
7.A SINGLE Man means one who is not in a long distance relationship, Married or legally separated, or in a relationship but you don’t live in the same house. If this is you in any way KEEP IT MOVING.
8.I can’t stand arrogant, egotistical people. I have been guilty of being this way at times. If my ego needs deflating, then I KNOW yours need the same thing.
9.I bounce between being introverted and extroverted; it's due to my comfort level around people.
10.I like sex and if I decide to volunteer my kittykay (yes I call my p*ssy kittykat) to a guy, CONDOMS will be CONSTANTLY and CONSISTENTLY used.
11. I think one of the main reasons women have an extremely difficult time getting along with each other is because we have huge egos and are in CONSTANT competition with each other, even when we say that the above is NOT true.
12.I don’t like when women think they are better than the next woman because of more money, more success, more education etc. etc. To these women I say: Bitch, you were once a snot nosed little kid your damn self, so please GET OVER YOURSELF.
13.Successful women should want to mentor to other women for free sometime, there is nothing wrong with that. Guess what if you are already successful doing so won’t take away from that, it will enhance it.
14.I have done wrong to people and wrong has been done to me. This is why I believe 100% in KARMA. What you do comes back on YOU.
15.I have self-esteem issues I am working on. But motherfucka, don’t get it twisted, this does not mean I will put up with bullshit of ANY KIND, in fact my bullshit detactor has recently been re-wired, so come CORRECT or not at all. I quickly dismiss bullshit.
16.When I say to a guy “Send me a picture” of yourself, I DO NOT want to see your d*ck. If I want to see your d*ck I will ask to see it. Better yet, I will take the picture myself.
17.I will only date men who have a permanent full-time job, or a legal hustle and their own place, and at least a VALID driver’s license. If this is not you please keep it MOVING
18.I am not a church goer, but I do believe in GOD, which means I am spiritual and NOT religious. There is a difference.
19.I watch PORN, I like to drink but don’t need a twelve step program.
20.I believe in educating yourself early. If you are a young person and have no serious obligations, take your ass to school and make something of yourself.
21.EVERYDAY I am working more and more on speaking my MIND
22.I am a sapiosexual, and somewhat of a geek. I do love football and understand the game quite well. If you are a guy and this scares you, please keep it MOVING.
23.I have an 18 year-old son who is in college, who has autism. I love him to fucking INFINITY.
24.I have traits of the classic Aries. I am not a hard person to get along with, once a person truly gets to know me. If a person chooses not to stick around to find that out, OH WELL FUCK EM.
Things will be added to this list. That is ALL for NOW. PEACE.
